
I’m sort of at a loss for words but I definitely feel like I should make some observations about my 16 hours in Las Vegas thus far. First, I have to preface and proclaim that Vegas was never top on my list of places to visit. Sure, it sounds like fun on the surface. But when I truly thought about it, there wasn’t much here that I would like. Gambling, nope. I like keeping my money, thank you. Plus, I have awful, awful luck. Drinking, nope. I’ve become a lightweight in recent years. The heat, nope. Having grown up in Florida, heat is not my friend.
But there was an opportunity to visit and I knew I should visit at least once. Maybe just once. So, Jason and I made the 10 hour drive over to Vegas on a bright sunny May morning. We drove because Jason’s anti-flying. I don’t blame him. It sucks. Especially if you can’t get a direct flight. And as much as we want to believe Sacramento is a major city. It isn’t. Flights generally go to SFO and connect from there. Plus, all the rules and regulations give me a headache. I realize I brought my 3.75 ounce bottle of shampoo and inevitably make some sort of inappropriate comment about what I could have packed that would give someone the wrong idea. Gum, anyone?

Ten hours hanging out in a car actually went pretty quickly with the exception of searching for gas stations that would accept credit cards. C’mon, join the plastic age. Oh, and a side trip to REI Fresno. I am the ultimate tourist. Pass by an REI, hey, let’s stop!

By 6:30pm, as my stomach was starting to grumble and I was on a slightly distracting phone call, we entered into Vegas. It was disarming. One minute, desert. The next, signs, buildings, people, cars! Everywhere. Every everywhere. Your eyes didn’t know where to stop and yet, they couldn’t move on from that woman’s teeny, tiny skirt or that man’s bizarre hairdo or that couple performing the world’s first joint tonsillectomy (note: Jason actually witnessed that one, I didn’t have the pleasure). Lucky for me, Jason deftly handled the crowds and traffic. We made it to the hotel in one piece.

Amusing Tidbit #1
We took our own bags up to the room. They offered to bring them up but we declined. It just seemed strange. I can carry my own luggage. I mean, my own duffel, from REI. The one that folds up inside itself. And my reusable shopping bag of shoes. I got this. I didn’t need a bellhop to throw it on that rolling cart there like it weighs 200 pounds through the crowds so all can see. And, how can I guarantee you’ll be treating my computer with the respect if deserves. No thanks. I’ll schlep my own stuff.
We made it through check-in, scored an amazing view of the Strip, and settled in on the comfy bed. I admit to actually considering not leaving the room for the rest of the night. I mean, I had a view. I can see Vegas from here. And it’s blinding.

By now, my stomach was starting to get a little angry. We contemplated staying at the resort but decided we needed to face our my fears. We went on the Strip. I had read about a restaurant at Caesar’s Palace with hand-pulled noodles. Restaurant was good. The decor was pretty out there. Jason got to see some noodle pulling action (yes, I realize that sounds dirty. but hey, I’m in Vegas). Food was awesome. We could’ve probably ordered one less dish. But it would’ve been hard to choose which we would’ve willingly not had. And somehow we managed to pack most of it away. In my belly. And Jason’s.

After dinner, we decided we needed to walk. So we were engulfed in the crowd and shuffled our way amongst the crowds to the Bellagio, right in front of the fountains. We found a good viewing location and hung out for a fountain show. It was pretty impressive. I will most definitely be stopping back again and again and maybe, again.

Afterwards, we meandered around some casinos to try and catch the fever. We didn’t. Maybe as the week progresses, we’ll figure more out.
Amusing Tidbit #2
We bought a roll of quarters. Really, the only gambling I wanted to do was pull a slot machine lever. One quarter. That’s all it would take. But we had no quarters and the machines were clearly marked with 25¢. So, we went to one of the cashier windows, handed her a $20 and asked for some quarters. In hindsight, she gave us a funny look. That one raised eyebrow look. But she did it. We got our quarters, found a machine, and sat down. And couldn’t find anywhere to deposit said quarters! What the heck?! For quarter slots, I have to play four times? I can’t just play once. So, after we realized our mistake, we decided we’d try again later. With a dollar bill. That roll of quarters is still unopened. It’s for the vending machines. That’s our story. I’m sticking to it.
I didn’t want to tell anyone, lest I openly confrm my naivete. But Jason thought it was hilarious. And so, I’ll embrace it. We’re hilariously naive.

And so in 16 hours, that’s about all I’ve come up. Hopefully the next 6 days can add greatly to my worldly expertise. Or I’ll just go camping next time.